We’ve just launched the Real Mums School Mayhem Manager this morning over at Real Mums and they are now available for you – our gorgeous Members of the Club in the Members Resources Area

We are SO happy to announce that the School Pack now includes an Audio component … and you can download them anytime you like just here

Essentially, and with the help of two of our gorgeous and fabulous Members, Jodi & Michelle, we have created some files that cover all the stuff you say each and every school morning!

You know how kids always listen to someone else? And how you are sick to death of saying the same stuff, over and over and over again, every single morning?

Well, now you don’t have to!

Check out what you have access to here!

Remember, these resources are included in your Membership, so there is no added cost for you – they’re just yours! Hurrah!

If you can’t access that page, it may mean you haven’t Joined the Club as a Member yet … so you can do that here … or you can visit the Real Mums Shop to purchase your School Mayhem Manager Set including the new Audio files.

There you have it – brand new real-sources, just for you.

Enjoy!

Real Mums Admin Team
xox

Keep an eye out for any updates … they shouldn’t be too often, but every now and again when there is something that needs saying

Yup, that time you’d prefer to be foetal positioning around a bottle of Moet, a straw stuffed delicately in its neck to avoid spillage, and wishing it would all be over.

T’is the Season, after all.

Christmas!

The level of feralness the kids are displaying is increasing rapidly, daily and you pull our your final stop … “Do that again, and I’ll ring Santa!”

The little fuckers call your bluff, so you ring … but have you really got them where you want them? Need an extra edge before they send you over the edge?

You want to be totally assured they’ve got the message and they’re not going to screw with your mind between now and Christmas day. Better still, you want to be able to wave the threat over their heads and be confident their behaviour is just how you like it!

Now you can!

Real Mums have taken the “I’ll call Santa!” to a level you can trust and created a DIY set of “Letters From Santa” which you can download, fill in, print off, wave over their heads and say “See, I told you I’d do it!”

Download your Letters From Santa here

You will receive three different templates (in one downloadable document) that you can fill in on your computer so it is completely consistent – choose your weapon (or all 3 weapons if necessary) and enjoy one less stress off your mind and one (or several) well behaved kids!

Samples:

Enjoy.

Download now

In order to download these resources you will need Adobe Reader

If you don’t have it, its free and easy to download.

School lunches – pffft! Sorted.

Forgotten where she left her keys … erm … but everthing else is covered!

In Real Mums Complete School Mayhem Manager Set – valued at $29.97 – you will find:

Managers: Weekly Family Chaos, Weekly Mayhem, Monthly Mayhem, Termly Mayhem, Yearly Mayhem 2012, and Daily Family Chaos Managers – know what’s happening, when, what you need and what you need to remember!

Planning: Weekly and Monthly Evening Meals Managers, Weekly and Monthly Lunchbox Managers and a Weekly Jobs Manager – they all include rosters, but you know your name will be on everything. Then you can say “See, I DO do everything around here!” You have proof.

Checklists & Lists: Morning & Afternoon, Before & After School,  Out the Door checklist, Shopping List Manager, Stuff We Need lists and Stuff & Things To Do lists

Notes: Lunchbox Notes, RSVP Notes and Notes to teacher – the time and “I’m so sorry, I never go the invite” embarrassment saver, and stress reliever of ALL mums!

Yup, everything you need to get you through your morning without resorting to vodka on your Weet Bix (although if you just want to do that anyway, that’s fine by us!) or throwing the evening meal at the kids!

Download your sanity now

**Coming Soon – definitely in time for the 2012 school year! We’re adding some more awesomeness to it **

School can create more chaos and mayhem than we can ever imagine – and no one tells you about all the crap that goe with it.

It is for this reason this little “upgrade” pack, the School Mayhem Manager Pack - currently valued at $14.97 – was created. To stop you going completely mad!

(it is good on it’s own, but even better as an upgrade to the standard Mayhem Managers)

In the School Pack, you will get:

• Termly Mayhem Manager
• Weekly & Monthly Lunchbox Managers
• Before & After School Checklists
• Out the Door Checklists
• Lunchbox Notes
• RSVP Notes
• Notes to Teacher

Save time, save money, save your voice, save your sanity!

Download this set now

It is yours in the hope it aids your sanity (and save a bit on crazy pills and visits to the psych, so you know, it’s gotta account for something, right?)

Here’s whatcha get when you download your copy of Real Mums Advanced Mayhem Manager for the Control Freak Inclined - valued at $19.97:

• Tips, Ideas and How to Use your Mayhem Manager
• Daily Family Chaos Managers (1 per day)
• Weekly Family Chaos Manager
• Weekly Mayhem Manager
• Monthly Mayhem Managers – dated for 2012
• Yearly Mayhem Manager 2012
• Morning-Afternoon Checklists
• Monthly Meals Manager (inc.Stuff We Need Shopping List)
• Weekly Meals Manager & Roster (inc.Stuff We Need Shopping List)
• Weekly Jobs Manager
• Shopping List Manager
• Stuff We Need Shopping Lists
• Stuff And Things To Do Lists

Pretty much everything you need to manage just about every area of your life.

Download your Advanced Mayhem Manager Set

Real Mums Basic Mayhem Manager for the OrganisationallyChallenged – valued at $14.97 - consists of a small, yet highly effective number of Mayhem Managers, designed to get you started without overwhelming you completely,  and includes:

• Tips, Ideas and How to Use your Mayhem Manager
• Weekly Family Chaos Manager
• Monthly Mayhem Managers – 2012
• Yearly Mayhem Manager
• Monthly Meals Manager & Stuff We Need Shopping List
• Stuff We Need Shopping Lists
• Stuff And Things To Do Lists

Download your Basic Manager Now

Or your kids can  clearly see you are Very Busy At The Moment but won’t leave you alone.

You just wanna be left in peace and get some work done, right?

We get it … and now we got stuff for you that’ll help …

For the front door:

 Business Hours Front Door Sign … download now

Work At Home Mum Working Front Door Sign … download now

And for the Office Door/Kitchen Table/Your Forehead:

Mum Working Door Knob/Forehead Signs … download now

Want these but can’t download them?

Upgrade your Membership now

To be left alone? To be allowed to sleep? Or to get something done?

Or, at the very least, let others know what you expect of them?

Real Mums gets it and have create a range of door signs, for your front door that let door knockers, sales people, neighbours, visitors and, most importantly, family know when you are safe to be around.

Choose your door sign, click on the image or the “download now” link, print and stick to your front door, office door or fridge door (this is where most like to hide) to get your message across:

For the Mum with a Bub:

Mother and Baby Sleeping Door Sign … download now

Baby Feeding Front Door Sign … download now

New Mum – Desperate for Adult Contact Front Door Sign … download now

Sure, there’s a viral email doing the rounds with a 5 minute mug cake recipe; we’ve just taken that recipe, made it way better and added a few more of our own.

The recipes have all been tried and tested – using MUG – by real mums and thier children.

This 2nd edition constists of 12 base recipes, eight of which are chocolate based:

• 5 minute chocolate MUG cake
• Mocha MUG Cake
• Chocolate Orange MUG Cake
• Berry Nice Chocolate MUG Cake
• Chocolate Fruity Nutter MUG Cake
• Chocolate Mud MUG Cake
• Muddy Chocolate Mud MUG Cake, and
• Chocolate Self-Saucing MUG Cake

and four Choc-free/white choc recipes:

• Coffee MUG Cake
• Berry Nice MUG Cake
• White Choc and Berry MUG Cake
• WHite Choc and Macadamia MUG Cake

There are also heaps of options and alteratives for each recipe … so you dont’ get 12 recipes, you get about a billion. Well, not quite, but close.

Valued at $9.97 … but it’s all yours as part of your membership.

Real Mums MUG Cake Recipe Book – Chocolate … download now

Want it but can’t get it?

Upgrade your membership

Buy it now